How many dogs does it take?

Since I’m a dog lover, I decided to share this humorous article with you. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Question:

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answers:

• Golden Retriever – The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• Border Collie – Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
• Dachshund – You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp.
• Rottweiler – Make me.
• Boxer – Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
• Lab – Oh, me, me! Please let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Please!
• German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
• Jack Russell Terrier – I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• Old English Sheep Dog – Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb.
• Cocker Spaniel – why change it? I can still pee on the carpet n the dark.
• Pointer – I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
• Greyhound – It isn’t moving. Who cares?
• Australian Shepherd – First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
• Poodle – I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
• The Cat – Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?